For the first time ever, I am partaking in WTF Wednesday. I often have a WTF Wed post in my head, but it never gets translated to the blog, so here I go!
WTF Me - I've been in a crabby mood all week and I actually feel badly for the people who currently live with me. Seriously, get over it and move on. Or else your kids will grow up and go to therapy and talk about the summer of 2008 when their mom was unbearable and a pain to live with and that's why they have so many issues as adults and your husband will leave you and on the divorce papers cite "she was a major witch" as the reason.
WTF Periods - Seriously, I hate them. Hate them. Hate them. Coming smack in the middle of the party I was hosting with over 100 people there and only a port-a-potty as the bathroom was simple cruel and unusual punishment and should not be allowed to happen. Ever. This also explains my first WTF, but we don't really need to tie the two together because the last thing I want to hear is "is it that time of the month?" when I'm all crabby and witchy.
WTF Stupid people who can't keep their mouth shut for one freaking event because you want to alienate yourself from everyone around you and then blame THEM for pulling away when really I think you have some mental issues and need to get to the doctor and have them change your meds asap. I think no other explanation is necessary except that you probably think I'm being mean, when in fact I'm not. Seriously this person needs to go back to the doctor and have this dealt with because it's pissing off pretty much everyone that you know who talks me about these things.
WTF people who ask loaded questions just so you can bash people for answering exactly how you wanted them to respond in the first place. There is enough hate/bashing/fighting in the world right now, let's not try to add to it.
WTF Weather - It's freaking August in Chicago - I should be melting from the heat and humidity not wearing sweaters at night because it feels like fall has come early! And really, not helping the global warming cause at all are you. And also, if this any indication of how winter will be, uh-uh, no way. I will not be happy if we have a colder than average winter. I will be pissed and crabby the entire winter long and that will not be good for anyone.
Okay, I feel better already ... thanks Jill for letting me get it out!