So, today I'm going to share this story that has made me giggle so much.
After the wedding on Saturday, we came home and pretty much went straight to bed. Husband, in typical fashion, was asleep in about 1.6 seconds. I, per my usual, tossed and turned. My husband starting snoring. Loudly and annoying.
So I tossed and turned. I tried to lightly shake him. I tried to move his head. Sometimes, if he just moves, the snoring stops. But, nope. The snoring continued.
So I pulled out the iPad and played a game for a bit. Hoping that I'd get so tired I'd jut fall asleep. But he kept snoring. And so I tried to shake him a bit. And it wouldn't stop.
So in a huff, I rolled over (admittedly loudly) and kind of growled a little bit. I was SO freaking annoyed.
At this point, my husband stirs and says to me "Can you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep here."
You do not know how much I wanted to punch him in that moment. I mean, I thought I was going to die. Oh really, are you trying to sleep my precious? Gee, can't imagine what that's like. Instead I just said, "Eric. You are snoring"
No, I'm not.
Um, yes, yes, you are. I can't sleep.
Oh, okay, I'll try to stop.
Naturally, he remembers NONE of it. But I told him Sunday, the fact that he's still alive is proof that I really, really love him!
A silly story for sure, but hey, a little silly is good once in a while, right?
Have a good Tuesday!
:) You are a very patient women, for sure!
ReplyDeleteI try to remind myself how precious my husband's life is to me, and how desperately I would miss that snoring if it were gone. But day-um, it is still loud and annoying.
ReplyDeleteBahahaha! "Keep it down." :)
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